tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15766666608539896942024-02-20T15:27:24.033+01:00Frankfurt SplendorThe misadventures of a simple kid from Cleveland living abroad in Frankfurt Germany.osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-2986973226285809272012-06-22T23:32:00.002+02:002012-06-22T23:32:31.721+02:00Baby You Must Be Irish...cause my richard* is Dublin!<br />
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So what is a simple ex-pat to do when they are looking to get away for the weekend, to find a place where it is acceptable to act a fool a bit and not be an oddity in the crowd? Why Dublin of course! At least this is the idea that my good friend (Kapil) and I had back in January of 2012 (plus you can't beat a EUR 99 flight). So it was settled two gents on the town for a weekend of drink and maybe some sightseeing along the way. So Friday and time to jet, I meet up with Kapil to catch the train to the airport and as we got to the airport we were provided a little bit of foreshadowing as to what the weekend would have in store. After throwing an elbow or two to disperse the crowd** we make our way to the escalator to the terminal. So in front of us is a German guy and he must have heard us speaking English or something because out of nowhere this guy looks at us and exclaims, "George Bush is zee BEST! Fuck zee rest!" Needless to say were a bit taken aback by this and quite frankly we both realized after the fact that it was massive fail on our part to not chase him down and get this on film...pretty sure we would have become YouTube millionaires or something.<br />
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Now in the planning phases of the trip our other friend (Mark) said that he was contemplating joining us but it would be a last minute add. As he worked for the airline finding a last minute deal wouldn't be such the issue for him, but as we were entering the airport Mark hadn't contacted either of us to provide the thumbs up or down on if he would be joining, so a friendly bet of the first Guinness was waged and I am happy to say I won as we rounded the corner to the gate and saw Mark waiting for us. So now it was three gents on the town for a weekend of drink and sightseeing...maybe.<br />
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So upon landing in Dublin and checking into the hostel (yes I said hostel, and yes I know I am 32) we were off to figure out what to do on a Friday night in Dublin. Well it just so happens that the top 10 hostlels in Dublin (not sure what that criteria is, no bed herpes, maybe?) host a pub crawl on a nightly basis. What better way to be immersed in the drinking culture of a city then by taking a guided tour of the local watering holes where they feed you free booze on the way into each place (ok...maybe not the best way, but don't knock it they are fun). So the first few bars weren't that much to write home about, just the three of us having a few beverages and telling jokes, but the 3rd bar now that is were the night started to turn interesting because they had BEER PONG! So Kapil and I were all in and secured a table and pitchers to play, all we needed were opponents. So as we were about to try and recruit some opponents, a few American college students asked to join in the fun and it turns out neither of them had played before as they both attended a very religious college and could get kicked out for drinking (not BYU, but some joint in PA). At any rate it turns out that these two young lasses were studying abroad in Dublin and were basically using their study abroad as an opportunity to rebel against their institution of higher learning (and maybe some other deep rooted issues, who knows). So making it a fair match we both teamed up with one of the young bucks and played a few games of pong. I should mention that my team won all three games played as I was supposedly sandbagging my skills per Kapil (seriously though I suck at beer pong and happened to catch fire this night). <br />
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The next few bars on the tour weren't all that eventful either, just progressively aiding these students in their rebellious drinking. Maybe a more reasonable person would have told them not to give in to the drink, but some of the greatest people were complete drunkards and possible even on a more nasty trip. Also, when in Rome. Soon enough we were on to the final bar of the evening which was this dance club place (we got free admission, so no harm done). Well after a while of being in the place and being quite intoxicated ourselves at this point Kapil, Mark and I decided it was time to leave. So after retrieving our coats we tried to go out the way we came in only to be redirected by the door guy to some other form of an exit that was up by the main bar...whatever. So in looking for this exit I see a green sign with the running dude to the exit and somehow deduce this must be the way out. So down a long corridor and past the kitchen (I think) of the club (this probably should have been my first sign of a wrong turn) we came upon a closed door that was clearly an emergency exit...well not any longer, it was just the way out tonight. So we fling the door open and an alarm starts blaring in our ears (as these things tend to do). This immediately incites us all start running down the next corridor (of course this wasn't actually the door to the outside), up and down various flights of stairs, running, running, sprinting until finally the alarm became a distance squeal...next door. Now at this point I was fairly certain that there would be 4 or 5 of Dublin's finest waiting for us outside of this door as we clearly trigger the fire alarm by opening the first door, but no turning back now...only one way to go. So through the door we went signaling another loud siren...but no cops...yet. So another dead sprint up the loading dock and down the street, turning here, turning there, can't go there bouncers are sure to be waiting with forearm shivers, this way, down here...in the clear. Finally, far enough away, walk casual...nothing to see here...alarms at a club...no idea...yes...in the clear. <br />
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Now about 10-15 minutes after the fact when I had my wits back about me (and more so now, a few months after the fact) I realize how irrational my thinking was at the time. Fire alarm? Please, I know from my years in the restaurant and movie theatre business that these things just make a loud ass noise, no triggering of any alarms...because jackasses like me set them off all the damn time. We were true fugitives...fugitives of our wild and drunken imaginations. Alas, we started to head back to the hostel and figured a night cap was in order, so off to another bar...but only to be denied entrance as we had lost track of the time (or were just used to Germany's lax cut off) and it was past the bar hour of 2:30...no room at the inn for our livers. Just then however there was a ray of hope...ah yes, a Ray's New York Pizza! Just what the doctor ordered. Now Ray's and I have a bit of a history, maybe someday I will recap other stories of my life, but this time it was just a friendly transaction. No shenanigans, just a damn fine slice and a good way to end the evening.<br />
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Day 2...ugg...head needs to stop pounding...yes, the all too familiar symptoms of the hangover. Slow moving for sure, and this definitely put a dent in our ambitious goal to visit both the Guinness Storehouse and the Jamison Distillery in one day...had to cut it to one, so Guinness it was. After the stroll through Dublin to the Guinness Storehouse we fell upon the glorious site of the St. James Gate...and respects were to be paid in the only way that seemed appropriate...Tebowing! Ok I realize it was lame now, but it was at the height of the fad and I got carried away...plus I just love the stuff. So the tour to the Guinness factory is pretty darn cool, even if you don't actually go into the factory and see the magical elixir being made. It is more of a museum that walks you through the process of Guinness production with a lot of video and interactive type stuff to play with. After the tour there are supposedly two options you have to cash in on your free pint. You can either "pour your own" pint where they teach you the proper etiquette/process of pouring a Guinness or you can go up to the bar on the top floor. However, rules are for bowling...not beer, and when you are traveling with a cheeky Englishman...well all bets are off. So our cunning companion Mark realized that the credit card receipt they give you is printed on the same stock as the ticket (which is your pass to a free pint), so why not try to pass off the receipt as your ticket. Well it worked! While most of the suckers in the place only got one free pint, we were sneaky enough to get 2 (real criminal masterminds...I know)! To pull this trick off, I think the way to go about it is to use the receipt for the bar upstairs as it was quite crowded and the bartenders were just trying to get everyone a beer and may not be quite as hawkish as the guy who monitored the pour your own line.<br />
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So after a quick stop back to the hostel to change, it was off for night 2 on the town...edition Temple Bar. Now for those of you who haven't been to Dublin, Temple Bar is basically a street one block off of the river that is just a row of bars. So our goal, start at the top and hop from bar to bar and make our way back down to the hostel and the other end of the road. With ambition on our side we were off. Now I can't say there was much going on that turned this into as an eventful of an evening as our Friday and quite frankly I think we all went all in with our chips on Friday. Still a night was to be had, and as we progressed from bar to bar and beer to beer, we picked up some steam, chatted up a few locals, danced with some crazy Russians to Bruce Springsteen, and wound up right back where we started at the Temple Bar (not to be confused with the street, but this is an actual bar). In Temple Bar, as I was coming back from the bathroom, I started chatting up a few guys who asked me where I was from, and when I said Ohio the one immediately started in with "Ohhhhh....we don't give a damn about the whole state of M*ch*g*n." I had a new friend. Apparently, this guy had spent some time in Ohio during his studies and thought the whole rivalry was fantastic. I couldn't agree more, but after a few drinks I need to go an locate Mark and Kapil. Once meeting back up, it was quickly bar time again and we were back on the street with our thirst and no place to go.<br />
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I would be remiss if I didn't mention a bit more about my friend Mark at this point. Now as I have stated, Mark is an Englishman who is easily one of the funniest people I have come across in my time here in Germany, and some of his one liners and stories were easily the highlight of this trip. Unfortunately, I cannot remember how some of them came up, but a few of his gems were 1) describing how one girls outfit make her look like a bloody Christmas ham, 2) telling a tale about a man who was on the telly as the self proclaimed UK wanking champion, and 3) his brief oral history of Oscar Wilde. <br />
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Sunday was our leaving day but there was time to kill prior to the flight and Kapil and I were hell bent on seeing the Jedi Library at Trinity College (ok, well just the library that Lucas used to model the Jedi library). Unfortunately, we were unable to take pictures inside so I could do any sweet lightsaber poses, and yes I had full intention of dorking out like that. Also we got to see the Book of Kells (a very old text of the four gospels of the New Testament created by Celtic monks around 800, so basically one of the oldest books out there) which is also on display in the Jedi library. After our trip to Trinity we took a walk around the city through St. Stephen's Green and the Merrion district (if you have seen any pictures of the "doors of Dublin" this is where they are). Then back along the River Liffey for a moment to take in the city and contemplate on life and where I have been over the past 10 months and where my next adventures would take me. Needless to say after a weekend in Dublin I truly felt like someone with American blood, but an Irish heart.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">** This is something I will not comprehend, but at every crowded train stop the people who are attempting to get on the train never provide a way for you to get off. I mean it seems like simple logic that I have to leave the train before they can enter the train, but this seems to be a massive fail each and every time...confounding.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">We met up at an Irish pub (where all English speaking people gravitate to in all European cities) to have a few before heading out to the stadium. Well the bar was completely packed full of Americans and Japanese folks heading to the game and the animosity of WW2 was sort of palpable amongst the American contingent there who were born 40 year after Pearl Harbor. At least for a few hours any progress in relations with our foreign counterparts was set back by at least 30 years. No reason to go into all that though. After we got into the game it became very apparent that we were in hostile territory as all neutrals in the crowd (i.e. Germans) were predictably pulling for the Japanese. Some said it was because of Fukushima, others because they were the new kids on the block, but I say once Axis always Axis.***</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">*** Late note: This is a joke, I hope people realize this without having to reference this.</span></span></div>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-22657954322187123602011-11-15T00:46:00.001+01:002011-11-15T01:12:49.652+01:00Jeff Tweedy broke my heart...the official S.T.A.G.E.(c) review of WilcoSome of you (ok, probably like 2 of you) are now wondering what the heck is a S.T.A.G.E.(c) review? Well the S.T.A.G.E. system was developed by Jen and Clayton Smith sometime around 2003 or so as a means of evaluating concerts based on the following categories:<br />
Set list - self explanatory<br />
Theatrics - lights, show set, overall performance factors<br />
Amenities - the venue, proximity to drinks/facilities, etc.<br />
Get up and go - crowd factor<br />
Encore - self explanatory<br />
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All categories are worth 1-5 points and the aggregate score will judge the concert. So without further ado, here is my review of the Wilco concert held on November 8, 2011 at the Alte Oper in Frankfurt am Main, Hessen Germany.<br />
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Set List - aggregate score 3.5/5. First of all I have to start out by stating for the record that I am not a massive Wilco fan. I know quite a few massive fans of the band, and I have enjoyed most of the music that I have heard from them, but I wouldn't say I have a deep knowledge of the band's catalogue. However, based on the opinion of one friend this was a B+/A- Wilco set list (<a href="http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/wilco/2011/alte-oper-frankfurt-germany-73d18e39.html" target="_blank">Wilco's set list</a>), and honestly in my limited knowledge I would have to agree. I was thoroughly entertained by the musical selections for the entire show even if I wasn't familiar with them. I had to deduct an extra 0.5 from the score for the lack of "Heavy Metal Drummer" from the set list. I have never understood why band's don't play their most popular songs during a concert. I fully understand the point of wanting to appeal to your more hardcore fans, and Wilco definitely has a hardcore following, but at some point you have to throw the rest of us a bone. I mean could you imagine going to a Springsteen show and not hearing Born To Run? That would never happen, and I wish more bands would accept the fact that when they have a song that most everyone will know, it deserves to get played during the show, people pay good money and you have to give them what they want. Still it was a solid show musically and I have to admit I am a much bigger Wilco fan today than I was on Monday...plus they played Hummingbird which I really enjoyed.<br />
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Theatrics - aggregate score 3.5/5. Workman like performance, best way to describe the show. Lead singer Jeff Tweedy had very little interaction with the crowd for the first 2/3 of the show (more on this in a minute) save a guitar mishap which forced him to be a little conversational with the crowd for a hot minute. The band just cranked out song after song, which could be a beneficial trait to some but I want a little bit more out of a performance personally. Now I wasn't expecting to see a Chris Martin-esque spastic dancing all over the stage, but it's not like the band was lacking for personality. When Tweedy did engage in a little banter I actually found him to be quite funny and engaging, but that is just not how Wilco rocks it out. The set was minimal at best, basically some upside down lamp shades hanging above the band that were used for light projection. However, the lights were actually quite good and more than I was expecting going in. Nothing extravagant mind you, but the use of the lights was superb and in a way enhanced the show, especially their use of strobe lighting...that was worth an extra 0.5 for me.<br />
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Amenities - aggregate score 3/5. Ah the Alte Oper, ever since I moved to Frankfurt I have wanted to take in a show here to see the inside of the place. The exterior is easily my favorite building in the city and it just looks like a palatial venue that would be excellent for a show...I mean for crying out loud Carmina Burana was premiered here! Well...that's the outside. A quick bit of history, dedicated in 1880 the Alte Oper was almost completely destroyed during a bombing raid in 1944, and it just sat there for a number of years. In the 1960's the government proposed completely tearing down what remained of the Oper (then known as Germany's most beautiful ruin), however, the citizens of Frankfurt protested and eventually raised the money to restore and renovate the hall. So in 1981 the hall re-opened as a symphony and concert hall (a new opera house was built in the 1950s) and the inside looks like it was built in the late 70's early 80's, not so impressive. First off the acoustics were very impressive as you would expect for a hall designed for symphony orchestras. The beer situation was not that great, it was close by and you could easily get a beer, but you couldn't take it back into your seat...so yeah, that didn't work. We lucked out a bit for being in the back of the main floor we were actually on some risers so we were slightly elevated above the rest of the crowd which helped. A few rows forward and we would have been staring into the back of 20+ rows of heads. Still a decent venue although I may opt for seats in the lower balcony next time.<br />
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Get Up and Go - aggregate score 3/5. So this was the category that going into to the concert I was most interested in, would the crowd be reserved in a typical German manner or would we see some people going buck wild for some Wilco. Well as I sort of expected, the crowd was definitely of the more reserved manner and basically politely sat in their seats for the majority of the show. Not to say people weren't into it, I totally saw a lot of head bobbing and the German finger point celebration/rocking out seal of approval (I would have to demonstrate this, but I assume it is a very German thing as I have never seen this thing elsewhere). It wasn't until about 2/3 through the show when Jeff Tweedy finally decided to engage in the crowd and gave a statement about how it was ok to stand and "experience" the music that people actually took action to stand up and get a little more into it. Still if this is all it took was a little help from the front man I have to sort of dock some points because I feel like this could have been a more rocking of a time. I mean I can't imagine that Bono would ever put on a show were people were not on their feet, nor can you really sit during a show when Chris Martin is bouncing around the stage and basically going crazy (you feel that energy) and Win Butler of the Arcade Fire would have probably just told people "this is fucking rock show, get up!" (he basically said this exact quote during their YouTube broadcast show from MSG). Still I guess when the front man is rocking a blazer it doesn't exactly scream "hey this is a show you are going to party your ass off for," so I have to dock a bit for the wardrobe choice...<br />
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Now I should also note that it was at this time that some of the people around me decided to make their way to the exits...so it may just be that a lot of German's don't like to get into the show. I give Tweedy props for finally getting the crowd a little more into it (and the concert really took off at that point) but I have to take away for the people in my direct vicinity. Specifically, the woman in front of us who as my buddy Mark proclaimed as "the bird with the biggest head of hair ever" (yes he is from England) and the guy to my right who had such terrible B.O. that I think he came straight from the Occupy Frankfurt protest.<br />
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Encore - aggregate score 4/5. Via Chicago, Whole Love, and A Shot in the Arm...all in all very solid. Via Chicago was a strong opener to the encore and Whole Love and A Shot in the Arm wrapped the show nicely. Still I felt like they could have closed it down just a bit better by dropping in Heavy Metal Drummer, Ashes of American Flags or maybe something a little more rocking like Kicking Television...I don't know what exactly I wanted from a band I wasn't super familiar with, but it just felt like they could have dropped one more on the crowd to send them home partying.<br />
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Total Score - 17/25...all said it was a solid show. Musically and musicianship wise these guys are likely hard to touch. All of the performers in the band were solid and as you can read in almost any review of their albums, Tweedy writes some of the better lyrics out there today. Still it just left me wanting just a bit more out of the show and didn't give me the transcendent experience that I was hoping for. Out of all of the shows I have seen it definitely rates highly but doesn't crack into the coveted top 5 of JTH concert going experiences, but if you have the chance Wilco is worth parting with a few bucks for a very entertaining few hours. A few other quick thoughts, caught the end of opening act Jonathan Wilson and it was fairly hilarious at one point. He was in-between songs and started to thank the crowd saying, "It's great to be here tonight in.....uh, Frankfurt at the uh......uh Opera." Not sure if the dude was drunk or stoned but it was hilarious. Other than that his set was not really worth noting.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(c) The S.T.A.G.E. review system was invented/created by Jen and Clayton Smith circa 2003 or 2004 is my guess and I think it was at a Coldplay concert in Nashvegas where they coined it...so that actually may be like 2005. At any rate you should not use this system without their express written consent or something. I didn't get that but I don't think they will sue since we are related and all and I think they enjoy my blogging to some extent. Also, I don't really think they ever got a copyright to this system, which is a shame because S.T.A.G.E. system + ??? = profit. I will leave it to the ad wizards to figure that one out though. It is a shame that no one ever reviewed a Warrant show with this system because I think that would provide the answers to Jani Lane that those fans seek. At any rate, the point is use this at your own risk because I have a feeling that this blog post is going to take the S.T.A.G.E. review system to the next level...even if it incorporates things that the band can't really control, like access to booze, although I will never forgive Pearl Jam for having booze sales cut off at the start of their shown and then Eddie Vedder prancing around all drunk with his bottle of wine rubbing it in our face, I still won't forgive PJ for that. </span>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-1119951045979902182011-11-10T00:18:00.001+01:002011-11-11T09:12:27.158+01:00Down Once More......to the dungeon of my black despair! Down we plunge to the prison of my mind! Down that path into darkness deep as Hell!<br />
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For twenty-five years those lyrics have started the culmination of my favorite piece of entertainment (and if box office receipts mean anything, the World's as well), The Phantom of the Opera. For those of you who know me well and those who don't I am what you would call a theatre junkie. I honestly can't get enough of the stuff and Phantom is the bug that bit me to start it all. I was 9 when my family took a trip to the west coast in the summer of 1989 and went to see Phantom starring original cast members Michael Crawford and the late Steve Barton at the Ahmanson Theatre. Even from the back of the theatre I was hooked, and over the following 22 years I have seen Phantom 11 times (and the sequel once). Shortly after I moved to Germany in April it was announced that for the 25th anniversary of the show there would be a special staging of the production at London's Royal Albert Hall (I have a slight obsession w/ this venue too based on my Killers DVD), and from the moment it was announced I knew I was going, this is one of those things where price was not going to be of issue (like a Buckeyes title game, or that glorious day in the future when the Browns play in the Super Bowl). Luckily I was able to hop online the day tickets went on sale and secured a ticket for the show at face value, in the 10th row no less.<br />
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</div><div>After the flight and hotel were secured (seriously London, is there a hotel in the center city area under 150 pounds a night?) it was all a matter of time before I was winging my way to London for this epic (in my mind) event. I got into London pretty late on Friday and really didn't have time to do much other than grab a quick bite and a pint at a pub and then call it a night (also, the pubs closing at 11:30...unacceptable). On Saturday, after walking around the center of London during the day checking out sites I had seen before and having an internal monologue on how this city is going to be a zoo during the Olympics (seriously, London is crazy packed on a random weekend in October, those 2 weeks are going to be psycho) it was time to head back and suit up for the show. Changed and ready I set off on the mile or so walk from my hotel to the Albert Hall and the show...let's just say as soon as I saw the Albert Hall, I knew this would be an awesome event.<br />
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</tbody></table>As I arrived a little early there was plenty of time for a couple of cocktails before, so I headed to the bar nearest to my seat and had a few beers and made sure I pre-ordered a cocktail for intermission (OK, so this is a brilliant idea, you buy your intermission drink before the show then at intermission your drink is just sitting there waiting for you...amazing! This needs to catch on more). One quick point here, the only beer they had at the Albert Hall was Asahi. I found this slightly weird as I don't think I have ever had one when I wasn't enjoying sushi as well (although Asahi is my go to beer with sushi). Anyway, after my tasty beverages it was time to find my seat...and as I showed my ticket to the usher, he just politely says, yes just head toward the front...so I do and wouldn't you know it, row 10 was actually the 4th row of my section! <br />
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</tbody></table>Show time...the principles for the performance were: The Phantom - Ramin Karimloo (Phantom - London, original Phantom - Love Never Dies); Christine - Sierra Boggess (original Christine - Las Vegas, original Christine - Love Never Dies); Raoul - Hadley Frasier (Javert - Les Mis, London). The cast was Phantastic (ok, that was cheap), but honestly it was just a tremendous cast top to bottom. The staging was impeccable given the challenges of staging a full production on the scale of Phantom in the Albert Hall including a full orchestra that was elevated above the main stage. </div><div><br />
</div><div>From the very first strike of the auctioneer's gavel "Sold! Your number sir...thank you" I was gripped in this performance. I had seen Ramin and Sierra in the sequel a year prior when I was in London and although that show had its faults, the performers were not one of them, and they did not disappoint on this evening either. Ramin Karimloo has a tremendous voice that powers through the songs and gives a bit of a rock star flair to the role (it is well documented that ALW views the show as a "rock opera") that doesn't detract from the emotion that the character of the Phantom needs to evoke. Where a lot of the performers you see in the role have what I would call a more classic voice that brings out the sadness of the character, the performance that Ramin gave brought out a certain edge to the role (he really is a bad guy...I mean he kills two people) while also enabling the audience to feel that vulnerability that hides beneath the surface. Sierra Boggess, I don't know that words could do her performance justice...flat out amazing. I generally don't care for the character of Christine all that much, I mean yes it is an incredibly difficult part to sing but most of the time she is this sort of blah character that you don't feel a lot of emotion from. Not this night, she brought a new energy to the role and a level of independence and empowerment that I had never really seen from this part (maybe Christine is bumpin' Beyonce now). During Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again (my least favorite song in the show) I literally had goosebumps from the delivery...it brought the house down, I think the applause had to have lasted for 2-3 minutes (I really thought an impromptu standing ovation was about to occur). Even Hadley Frasier brought some new nads to Raoul, usually he is kind of a wuss just taking Christine away at the end but this guy was still pissed at the Phantom and looked like he wanted to go back for a fight at the end.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Other highlights of the show included Masquerade, with an increased number of cast on the stage this normally big number took on a new life and exploded. The first trip to The Phantom's <strike>layer</strike> lair, Phantom of the Opera/Music of the Night was as always incredible. There is something about the first time the boat appears on stage that always amps this show up a notch for me, and Ramin handled Music of the Night in an effortless manner that was perfect. Finally, the finale...the final decent to the layer, always my favorite scene in the show...and this was not a disappointment. As I stated before, Ramin balanced the pure psychopath / broken man sides of the Phantom better than anyone I can remember, Hadley Fraser really bringing some fight to Raoul and Sierra's Christine in the middle of it all...it was really gritty, sexy, and passionate...everything you want out of this show. Easily the best collective casting I have ever witnessed to take on Phantom.</div><div><br />
</div><div>For as special as the actual performance was, after the curtain calls (as with any of these anniversary type things) Andrew Lloyd Webber came out and gave a couple of words to the crowd then brought out the original creative team for Phantom, the original London cast (sans Michael Crawford...which was disappointing, but he is currently starring in The Wizard of Oz in the West End) and Sarah Brightman who sang the title song with a quintet of Phantoms: Colm Wilkenson (original Toronto), John Owen-Jones (current London), Anthony Wardlow (original Australia), Peter Joback (taking over in London next year I guess...sort of unfortunate, he was the weak link), and Ramin. The Phantom's then used the bridge into Music of the Night to serenade ALW while they played a video montage of his career above the stage before going into Music of the Night to close out the show. As I was at the first of three performances that weekend and given ALW's reaction to the little serenade, he had no idea it was coming and was truly taken back by it. It was really cool being there for the first of the performances as you really just saw all of the emotion from everyone on that stage who was involved in the original and in the evening's cast. A few quick thoughts on the encores, Colm has still got it. Really impressed for someone who is 67 to get out there and not just be a nice add to the mix, he really nailed it. John Owen-Jones, would really like to see him in the role someday and may have to make a trip to London before he leaves the show...that dude can flat out sing. Anthony Wardlow as well was tremendous and if this Peter Joback dude is the next Phantom then I will be in no rush to catch it, wasn't impressed at all.</div><div><br />
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The performance was not without a few flaws in presentation, but this is mostly due to the limited size of the stage and technical aspects of the RAH. The chandelier doesn't crash (they shot fireworks out of it instead), the elephant doesn't make an appearance in Hannibal, the use of the moveable video screens (although, I imagine these looked good for the cameras), and the managers weren't all that funny. The lack of Michael Crawford in the encore was a disappointment as well, he did make an appearance at the Sunday encore that was beamed live to movie theaters but didn't sing...so I wasn't totally jipped on that. Overall, just a tremendous performance and if you have the chance to see it in a theater or can rent the DVD when it comes out, I totally encourage you to do that especially if you haven't seen the show before. The 2004 movie didn't do the stage production of Phantom any justice and I have a feeling that once you see this version you will agree. Plus kudos to the people I was sitting next to who were personal friends of Michael Crawford, you guys rocked and were fun to chat with!<br />
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As always, see you on the flip.osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-9804188927939553072011-10-26T23:42:00.000+02:002011-10-26T23:42:30.838+02:00Frankfurt...where 5am happens.So first of all I apologize for the lack of my blogability or something like that over the past few months. I haven't been a wallflower or anything, just too damn lazy to blog which is disappointing to like the 5 of you who read this. So sorry my peeps, but I will try to do better, I swear...just yell and badger me and guilt me into posting (Wade Stick excels at this).<br />
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So in thinking about what to discuss on this, my glorious return to the blog, I figured giving a little insight into my rambling text messages from the middle of the night may be a good thing...or at least a look into the weird that happens in the early Frankfurt AM. First let me preface that I was no stranger to closing down bars back in the native land of Cleveland or my adopted home of the hotness that is Atlanta. However, as all of my fellow friends of the bottle know, the bars close at a somewhat reasonable 2-2:30 AM back in the majority of the USA. Let me tell you, this is a good thing...seriously. I know the lot of you who get after it may want the party to go on all night, and some of you who may have experienced NYC or Chicago and the magic of 4am may long to have that ability each and every day of your drinking career. This is a slippery slope my friends, once you commit yourself to the long haul of a truly dangerous night out where the hallucinations of Jager kick in and the whiskey flows maybe a little too profusely, you may find yourself regretting decisions (the ones you recall at least) for weeks on end. The loss of motor skill is not uncommon either. Your legs may just give way to the pavement or you may find yourself wandering the streets in your socks wondering just what the hell is actually happening. Yes this is the magic of 5am when only the truly hardcore are being removed from a bar and seeking refuge at the 24 hour saloon if only to sober up on beer.<br />
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</tbody></table>These nights in Frankfurt always seem to start on the same note, usually me stating to one of my fellow revelers that I don't want to make it a long night and will probably take off after the evening's first stop. Then the rub happens, see in Frankfurt I get everywhere I go via the train system (and a mighty wonderful thing the U-Bahn is). However, the train system takes a short nap in the early AM from 1 until 4:30, so if you miss that last train you find yourself reasoning with the fact that since you missed that train you might as well continue on until the trains start running again. Yes Frankfurt has taxi cabs a plenty, but that would ruin the whole point of reasoning with yourself that it is OK to stay out a little while longer, I mean it is only 3 more hours and what is that when you have already been out for 3+ hours. So then it is decided you have settled in for the long haul and the excitement that awaits for you at then bottom of your next glass of Pils. <br />
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The first two hours generally tick by in relatively normal fashion, I mean it is only 3 AM an hour I am accustomed to and at this point, unlike Rob Thomas, I am not lonely. Nay, I am surrounded by my fellow man. Hell this is the time when you are making life long connections with people (or so you think). A 3 AM conversation with your new friends from Ireland (who's names you won't remember in 3 minutes, let alone the next day) regarding tomorrow's rugby match, a perfectly normal thing. User beware as you may be convinced that you need to now power through the evening and watch rugby with you new friends at 7 AM...(yes this actually happened). Then you are in, pulling for even the longer haul. You may still realize that going home is the more acceptable answer at this point, but what fun would that be and you would never wake up in time for this all important rugby match (even if you have never watched the game before). So there you find yourself, another bar, 4 AM...time ticking down, only 3 more hours to go, but wait where did your new friends go? You remember something about a 24 hour bar near the train station so in a cab you ride trying to find this dive (and why you don't have them steer you home, it is a lost cause at this point) and by the grace of you cabbies ability to understand slured English you actually find this bar. 5 AM...6 AM...you know a few faces in the bar, but comprehension is not your strongest attribute at this point, you are just buying time and finally, 7 AM. Luckily the 24 hour bar is around the corner from your rugby spot and somehow the Irish guys are there! You settle in and watch about 10 minutes of rugby before you realize, you have no idea what is going on in this game and have a snowballs chance in hell of actually figuring it out...so to the cab you go (even though the trains are running...you reason that you just need to get home at this point) and find your way back to your bed to rest up until you can't fight the daylight anymore.<br />
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This is just one variation of the story, sometimes you find yourself drinking with a guy in his late 60s from Minnesota named Kurt (ok, so Kurt is probably my favorite person I have met in Frankfurt, he is the dirtiest old man ever). Maybe you run into someone telling you to trust the alternative media that turns into an argument where you proclaim that the "alternative media" is just some fat kid sitting in his parents basement eating Cheetos. Other times you are just singing Country Roads at the top of your lungs with the rest of the bar and pouring one out for Jani Lane (people thought I was nuts). The key to making this all successful at the end of the day is finding people to employ the buddy system of drinking with. At the end of the day, we all need someone who you can count on to tap you on your shoulder when you really need to go home, or at least is committed enough to see it through to the other side with you. This is the one unequivocal fact that I have learned in my first 6 months living abroad, and something that is missed from time to time. It is also a fact that I (along w/ most that I know) take for granted back in the US. Your friends who are willing to belly up with you and from time to time send you on your way are the most important accessory to a successful night out. <br />
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To those of you who have been to this dark side with me I thank you and hope that I have or will return that favor to you in the near future.<br />
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See you on the flip.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Authors Note: I sincerely apologize for quoting Matchbox 20 in this blog post. I will do better with my pop-culture references next time.</span>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-66015149052308288482011-06-23T01:58:00.001+02:002011-06-23T09:47:33.255+02:00My Introduction to German...Culture?Ok so I have to start this off by saying that this post is going to be quite graphic in nature...seriously. What I saw on this trip to the museum was quite possibly some of the most disturbing stuff I have ever seen, but it needs to be described in full to give you the reader the best insight as to what I saw while on this journey. So with that you have been fairly warned, and if reading about some truly weird/graphic/mind numbing stuff is not your bag, I simply ask that you bypass this post and read some of my other posts that will try to be highly entertaining and somewhat insightful at the same time. Thanks. JTH.<br />
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So the Monday after Easter was a state holiday here in Germany and as I had the day off and was still located in my 10x10 cell of a hotel room I decided that this would be a great day to take in some of the finer points of the 40+ museums located in the Frankfurt area. So with a quick look on trusty old tripadvisor.com for some reviews I settled on taking in the Museum of Modern Art in Frankfurt (<a href="http://www.mmk-frankfurt.de/">www.mmk-frankfurt.de</a>), thinking that I would catch a few Warhol's, a Dali or 2, hell maybe even a Jackson Pollack! So after a quick walk across downtown I was at the foot of the MMK and my journey into the German world of fine art began, well after I paid my EUR 8 entrance fee that is.<br />
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So as I started to walk in, it became apparent that the MMK frequently rotates their works and sometimes you experience will be based on the luck of the draw and the day I happened to walk in it was at the tail end of an exhibition that consisted entirely of photography. No big deal though, I can appreciate some of the aspects of modern photography and it's contribution to art in the 20th century. I mean one of my favorite exhibits that I took in while I was in Atlanta was on Annie Leibovitz and her exquisite collection of portraits that she has taken over the years. Well as I walked in I noticed a sign that stated that some of the exhibits may not be appropriate for younger audiences, whatever, I'm no parent and what could possibly be that terrible in an art museum? So I ascended the staircase into the first exhibition hall and walked into a room that was filled with photos of what I can only describe as Japanese bondage. Literally, the entire room was filled with photographs of naked Japanese women wound tightly in ropes and the occasional photo after the rope had been removed still showing the impression the rope left on their body. Interesting, sure. Shocking, not entirely. Almost the closest thing to art I felt I saw that day, you betcha.<br />
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So after that I ventured into a few more rooms that had nothing spectacular to write about in them and then ascended up to the second floor of the museum. So the first exhibit I ventured into was more of what I thought I would see when I walked in to the museum that day. Actually, this was a really cool exhibit of photos taken from Kosovo back in 1995 around the time of the Kosovo war and UN peace keeping operations there, very poignant stuff showing the displacement of people and some of the atrocities that were committed during that time period. So feeling a little bit better I turned the corner into the next room and wouldn't you know it more nudes! Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against nude photos and their place in the art world, so let's just set that straight, but these were a little disturbing. So like I said, slipped into the next room and started taking in these photos and about 2-3 in I started thinking to myself, wow the girls in these photos look really young, REALLY young. It was about that time that I came across a photo of a girl who looked to be, well at least 18, and after reading the description realized that it was the same girl from a prior photo taken 6 years after the first one. So basically this confirmed my feeling that this room was filled with naked photos of girls from the ages of say, oh 14-20...with more leaning to that 14 side. So as I exited the room I grabbed one of the flyers that gave a short biography on the photographer and was flabbergasted that the photographer was an American. I would like to give more information here but the fear of typing "kiddie porn" into Google and landing on some pedophile list is enough to dissuade me from doing that. Actually, hell by posting this I am guessing I will end up on some sort of you're fucked list. Thanks patriot act!<br />
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So a making my way to the other side of the floor passed through a few more rooms of more "artsy" photos and to a work I swear I had seen before, and low and behold I had. Blitzschlag mit Lichtschein auf Hirsch by Joseph Beuys, it appears that he commissioned a few more of these works and one hangs out in Tate Modern in London...which I saw almost a year to the day earlier. This is the original though, at least according to Wikipedia it is.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So after that I walked into the next exhibit entitled "Teenage Lust" and I remember this solely because this was some of the most fucked up imagery I have ever witnessed. Seriously, the exhibit basically consisted of the following sequence. Image 1: Guy and girl preparing to shoot heroin; Image 2: Now naked guy and girl shooting up said heroin; and Image 3: Now high on heroin naked girl giving now high on heroin naked guy a blow job. Seriously. Throw in a couple of random pictures of young guys putting handguns into their mouths, maybe a photo of the high people having sex (I assume after the blow job), or a magazine cover of Corey Haim located next to a blow job picture, and a collage of Jon Voight wannabes from Times Square (if you don't get the reference, please refer to the film Midnight Cowboy) and you have yourself one exceedingly odd exhibit. To make matters more interesting there were copies of pages from the photographers journal also included that graphically described him and his friends gang banging girls in their youth and how this all lead up to his desire to want to do this exhibit. Interesting, yes on a level. Extremely fucked up, holyshityes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Quick side note...so while I was there, their was this rather cute girl going through the exhibit at the same time, she had an arsty/hipster-ish look to her so the nerd in me was totally into it. Well at any rate I was trying to come up with a witty/intellectual line to drop on her, and wouldn't you know it, that is damn near impossible to do when you are both looking at a blow job photo. However, it didn't stop "Creepy Art Dude" (you know the type, late 40's/50's, ponytail, probably enjoyed the pedophile exhibit a bit too much) from making his move while cute artsy girl was looking at the Corey Haim-blow job montage. This at least made me laugh. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Funny thing is, everything I saw on the first two floors resembled art more so than anything on the third floor of the museum. This was another special exhibit of one artist and from what I could tell it essentially consisted of people moving giant tubs of candy around and then dumping them on the floor. Seriously, I was walking and saw a guy with 3 or 4 huge tubs of wrapped hard candy walking through the hall, then I hear this loud thud and as I walk back I see the same 3-4 tubs just dumped in the middle of the floor, and the crazy thing is people were taking photos of this. I just kept thinking to myself that this is the same thing my two year old nephew Nate would do given a large tub of an inanimate object. Only he refers to it as "dump" and not art. Needless to say I walked out of the MMK that day with a new perspective on what can be considered art these days and 8 Euro less in my pocket.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Now I would feel remiss if I didn't provide a few updates on my experience with the MMK. Last weekend when my good friend Pete came to visit, he requested that we go to the weird museum as he had already heard this story. So we decided to check it out and 1. it was open house day so entry was free! Score! and 2. the exhibits had rotated. So on this trip I found basically what I expected with my first adventure, call it MOMA light. A few Warhol's, a Lichtenstein or 2...you know stuff like these:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Also, as an added bonus the MMK features some extremely good looking room watcher chicks. Seriously, I am disappointed in myself that I didn't try and snap a sleuthy photo of the one girl who was watching the room next to the Warhol room...maybe next time. So in finalizing a few points regarding the MMK if you ever happen to be in Frankfurt I would highly suggest that you take a gander at the museum, just get a feel for what the exhibit is like before you go, or at least ask the lady who sells the tickets, they seem like nice people.<br />
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See you on the flip.<br />
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Housekeeping note: please note that I use parentheticals in lieu of footnoting things. If footnotes are possible on here and someone knows how to do it, please educate me! Thanks.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Education on the artists: Teenage Lust was by an American photographer named Larry Clark who came to prominence with his first book of photography entitled "Tulsa" and appears to be a critically acclaimed guy who has gone on to direct a few films, most notably a 1995 film called Kids, which was pretty controversial at the time of its release if I remember correctly.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">After reviewing the MMK's site, the other dude is named Jock Sturges - his wiki page is not as flattering and in 1990 the FBI raided his studio, however charges were eventually dropped against him, I agree with the FBI on this one.</span>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-36658245297252049312011-06-17T23:47:00.001+02:002011-06-17T23:48:33.250+02:00The Legacy of LeBronSo a week or so ago (before the game 6 quit fest) a friend of mine from Atlanta forwarded me this article (<a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2296634/">http://www.slate.com/id/2296634/</a>) talking about how LBJ will always struggle to find a legacy because there was never anything intriguing about him. He raised the counterpoint that if LBJ had stayed in Cleveland and won just one title that he would have the ammo to go down as one of the all time greats. What followed in my response was basically my stream of consciousness on the topic and after re-reading it tonight I have decided to post it here:<br />
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<div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I agree 100% with your counterpoint, basically in my opinion LeBron sealed his fate as to how people will think about him and his legacy going forward last summer. By going to Miami (and even if they win multiple championships) he will always go down as having to team up as Dwayne Wade's sidekick to do it. Fair or unfair, that is how most of the mainstream media and the public will view him. So while I don't know if he will struggle to find a legacy, I think he will definitely struggle to find a legacy that is his own...similar to Scottie Pippen, who is one of the 50 greatest players ever, whom you never hear mentioned without the mention of MJ. This is the same boat Kobe would have been in had he not won the past 2 titles, great player but could never get it done without Shaq. He laid that to rest and is now just considered one of the 10 best ever because legacy in the NBA is decided in a similar fashion to QB's in the NFL...how many titles did you win as the man. Statistically speaking Dan Marino and Warren Moon are two of the best to ever play the game, but you won't hear them mentioned in the same breath as a Manning, Favre, Elway, Brady or Montana because they never got it done on the biggest stage. In fact, when you look at it Manning dominates Brady on all levels as a quaterback, but because Brady has the edge in rings he gets tossed into the same conversation. If the rings were flipped between the two it would be Manning and everyone else in this generation with a massive chasm in between.</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br style="line-height: 17px;" /></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">On to you point, like I said I could not agree more. LBJ needed to win just one title in Cleveland to cement a legacy that would have put him into some rarified air, and when it was all said and done even with one title he would go down as top 10 (maybe higher) in NBA history. This would have been based on the fact that he would likely have put up gaudier all around number than anyone we have ever seen (or at least since Oscar Robertson), would have given a championship to not just a title starved franchise but a title starved city, and oh by the way that city happens to be his hometown. It would have been one of the greatest success stories of all time and he would have easily gone down as Cleveland's favorite athletic son (supplanting Jim Brown/Bernie Kosar in the process) and maybe just favorite son overall. I am not sure I will ever fully understand the decisions of last summer as it defied all expectations of what we as society think a superstar athlete should behave like in their prime. In the twilight of careers no one seems to say mum about people who chase rings and frankly all sports have their version of this guy. Hockey had Ray Bourque who went to Colorado to win his only cup, Malone jumped to the Lakers to chase one down, Garnett successfully did this with Boston, Barkley went to Houston a year late (I am struggling with baseball and football to come up with someone off the top of my head, but I know they exist...basically any veteran who signs with the Yankees or Patriots). However, to do this in in prime of your career, to join forces with your #1 rival in your conference...it just defies all expectations.</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br style="line-height: 17px;" /></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I have a feeling that LeBron is just one very complex dude, who in maybe some weird sense (I am about to make a totally off base parallel) is searching for some part of his youth that he lost while he was in high school. It is almost like the stories you heard about Michael Jackson and why he was the way he was, something about a lost childhood due to the public eye he was under. LeBron has a high school career that was covered in a way that no one had seen before and I doubt we will see again. Yes each year there are kids in high school who are being told how great they are and seem to be under the same scope, but how many of them were annointed on the covers of SI as the next greatest thing as a Junior in HS? LeBron's senior season was basically like a traveling road show, his HS team traveled from coast to coast on private charter jets, at least a half a dozen of his games were broadcast on national television (and I am not talking ESPN U, he was either on the flagship or the deuce), his team took on such a huge following that they had to play "home" games in the University of Akron's gym and would sell out 6,000 tickets to each game, hell St. V&M sold out the Cavs's arena that year (something the Cavs couldn't say while limping to a 17-65 mark en-route to that #1 pick that would change the franchise). It was crazy, so in light of that maybe there is something he is missing from that time. A lot of people have said he is 26, looks 36, and acts 16...maybe it is just a longing for a place where he can be himself, playing with friends, getting back to the playground...I am probably stretching but who knows.</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br style="line-height: 17px;" /></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">The one thing I know for sure, he was the most amazing player I have ever seen on a basketball court and I saw Jordan in his prime. LBJ can do amazing things and quite frankly you never did know what was coming next, he never ceased to amaze from night to night whether it be that game 5 in 2007 when he single handedly decimated the Pistons (I still remember watching that game at the BW3 in Ann Arbor...I may or may not have almost gotten into a fight with a Mexican), Game 2 against Orlando when he nailed that 3 at the end of the game to tie the series 1-1 (that was the night I thought the tide was going to turn in Cleveland, thought we would roll to the title), or to that other Game 5 when the elbow mysteriously became hurt and LBJ stopped going to the rack (full disclosure I still blame Mike Brown for the series loss, he never went small against the C's after game 3 when we ran them off the court, dumbfounding...good luck Lakers). Likely I think we (the royal "we") expected too much from someone who may just not be comfortable with being the man. In HS it was easy, he was that much better (in reality if you ever read about those teams the heart and soul was the PG Dru Joyce III, he was the killer), LeBron was just the man amongst boys. Now there are people who may not be entirely equal in talent but are damn close and maybe he just isn't wired the way that we want him to be...it is really the only logical explanation. I think Simmons said it best in an article earlier this year, LeBron just wants to amaze us with his talents, and he does...but leave it to Wade to be the winner.</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br style="line-height: 17px;" /></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Well that was officially more than I expected to write when I cracked this email open, just a stream of conciseness as I started going. At any rate, while my hatred has died down over the year (as I think has most of the Cleveland faithful) I can say without a doubt I am pulling for the Mavs in this series and really don't want to see the Heat win, and if LeBron tears his sack in the process...well I guess I will smile.</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 17px;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 17px;">After watching the game the other night I think an interesting point will be to see how the marriage of LBJ and Dwayne Wade factors into deciding Wade's future. For all intent and purpose it seems that Wade's legacy also took a small hit during these Finals (I guess that is what happens when Dirk matches the 4th quarter output of Wade and LeBron combined). If the Heat continue to fall short (especially in the damming fashion that this one played out) I think Wade will continue to take a large hit to his legacy and will eventually lose some of that status he has built up over the years. At any rate, I think everyone who loves the Cavs can breathe easier knowing those cock bags in Miami fell short, if only for a year.</div><div style="line-height: 17px;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 17px;">See you on the flip</div>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-50566478335450671842011-06-16T00:38:00.000+02:002011-06-16T00:38:39.533+02:00He was 6'4" and plenty of muscles...I said do you speak-a my language, he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.<br />
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Ah Brussels, an amazing and beautiful city that honestly would probably bore the living hell out of you if you spent more than a day there. However, the birthplace of the Smurfs and, more importantly, JCVD is well worth the day trip that I took at the end of my first week abroad. How did this all come about, well upon my departure to Frankfurt it came to my attention that my good buddy Andy would be in Belgium during my first week abroad and after connecting with him it was decided that I would shoot up to Brussels to meet up that Saturday so we could enjoy some of the finer Belgian brews and see what sort of trouble two fun loving Buckeyes could get into for one night in Brussels.<br />
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So there it was a 6am train on a Saturday morning taking me to Brussels just in time to meet up with Andy in front of the Grand Palce and take what would be an adventurous bike tour throughout the city. On a side note, for anyone who is going to be traveling through Europe, bike tours are the way to go. You generally hit all of the major highlights of the city in about 4 hours or so and then can take the time to go back to any you want to see in detail or just have more time to sample the local fare and see what trouble you can get yourself into. This bike tour was basically the same with the exception of a few miscues along the way, the first being my fault. So about 5 minutes into the morning's ride I see a can in front of me and it seemed like a tremendous idea for me to run over said can while wistfully exclaiming "nailed it" much to Andy's delight. Well about another 5 minutes after my transformation into a 8 year old I realized that I was riding right on the rim of the bike, so a quick detour back to the bikery it was for a new set of wheels for this guy, and then quickly off to see Mannequin Pis.<br />
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</tbody></table>So quickly on Mannequin Pis, it is super duper small and the day we were there he was all duded up in the garb of some engineering fraternity in Belgium and they were drinking beer from him. While I am not so sure how sanitary this was it seemed like a pretty cool idea. So off again through Brussels taking in all of the sites being led by this crazy Belgian dude who hated the French more than any human being I have ever met. Literally at each stop he had some sort of dig to make against the Frenchies, which were all fairly hilarious. Now I say he was crazy because on most of the bike tours you take in Europe the guides realize that most of the people on the trek don't ride bikes on a daily basis and keep the pace as such...not this dude, hetreating this as his own personal Tour de Brussels and even commented a few times about how he was impressed that we kept up with him because he generally leaves a few people in his dust while on tour. Now, if I were a tour guide I may take that as a sign that I would need to adjust my habits, but no worries it wasn't a major problem for 99% of the ride. Oh that sneaky 1%; so on the home stretch back to the bike shop, we were flying down a hill and making a left hand turn, well one of the fellow tour riders failed to see the raised lane dividers in the road that the rest of us were avoiding and well, let's just say that bike Supermaned dat ho...over the handlebars onto the curb. So with her pants in shreds and claiming that the arm was potentially broken (she could move it so I doubt it) she asked old boy Lance Belgium to grab her some ice for her arm, which led to the hilarious sight of the tour guide walking back down the street with a handful of ice to give to her. Seeing this I ran into a store to procure a plastic bag for the ice...all in all it was a comedy of errors with this guy. At any rate the lady eventually decided to get on her train to Paris and seek any further medical attention there and Andy and I were free to get on with exploring the city.<br />
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</div><div>First stop, back to a bar near the Grand Palce for what turned out to be a few too many Belgian brews and a great conversation about how surreal it was that two kids from Cleveland were sitting a world away drinking amazing beers in an amazing setting (the plaza next to the Grand Palce is truly striking). Next stop Cafe Leon for mussels and frites, and let me just say it was fantastic. Nothing like a steamed batch of mussels and garlic with a pile of Belgian frites and a beer. Damn good meal and a perfect base for the high octane beers that would ensue at Delerium Cafe, home to the world record for beers in one place with over 2,000. Nothing overly eventful happened there other than the consumption of more and more brews and the inevitable decision that we needed to make our way to the casino near the hotel.</div><div><br />
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</tbody></table>So casinos in Brussels are pretty much like they are everywhere else with the exception of no craps tables...seriously, black jack and roulette...what a crock. Well at any rate, I expected to make my way to the blackjack tables to find a seat and teach these little Belgians a lesson in winning...what I didn't expect to happen was verbal warfare over this game. So, about 30 minutes or so into the table I am sitting on a soft 18 against the dealer showing 8, so I decide to hit...maybe not the greatest move in the book but a totally allowable one. Well the dude to my left decides to take massive exception to my play and starts complaining to the table about it in English no less (I honestly think he thought I didn't speak English), so he was a little surprised when I turned to him and politely said, "Why don't you play your FUCKING hand and I will play mine." So he quickly shut up until two hands later when he hit a 15 against a 4...seriously who does that? So I began to mock him in his similar fashion which he didn't like so much so after a few jabs back and forth I decided to proclaim that the table was full of amateurs and left to find Andy.*<br />
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*Note: you never actually come to blows inside a casino...worst decision you could ever make.<br />
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So after finding Andy and realizing that collectively we were down a fair amount it was decided that we needed to make a comeback on this place, and wouldn't you know it a sign appeared at this time that made me think, yes the tides are turning...the opening beats to Empire State of Mind! I figured with Jay-Z on the speakers there was no way I could lose...so there I was about to drop some sick rhymes and win some fat stacks of cash when I realized that this was not H to the Izzo, nope it was some dude rapping in French...wtf? Turns out that some jackwaggon Belgian covered Empire State of Mind into Brussels State of Mind...Yeah you're in Brussels...pomme frite jungle where Smurfs have came from, Jean Claude will impale you, now your in Brussels, the filthy streets will disease you, and vagrants will rob you, now you're in Brussels, Brussels, Brussels...rough translation of the French rapper. So needless to say all energy was zapped after hearing this song, and down but not out and definitely three sheets we decided to retire to the hotel and grab a McRib.<br />
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So one night in Brussels and I learned a few things about this fair city:<br />
1. Mannequin Pis - kinda cool but about as impressive as the knock off Clayton has in the back yard<br />
2. Belgian Bike Tours - ride at your own risk, seriously.<br />
3. Delirium Cafe is seriously awesome...if you have a day the city is worth it for that place alone.<br />
4. Belgian casinos are just pretty much just like American casinos without craps...which makes them pretty crappy...zing!<br />
5. Brussels State of Mind < Empire State of Mind<br />
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Two quick notes to end, I don't know how many posts I will start with a song lyric but I kind of like it and may keep it up. Second, I don't edit myself so if the story doesn't make sense, too bad.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"></div></div>osu03alumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04229514942850839098noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576666660853989694.post-11136189280789453742011-06-10T00:19:00.000+02:002011-06-10T00:19:04.169+02:00Is this the real life?Is this just fantasy...<br />
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Seriously, I have to ask myself that question just about every day here. This Saturday I will be 2 months in on this wild ride that embarked after a crazy week in Cleveland, Orlando and Atlanta when I completely boxed up my life (well the movers did) and I hopped on a flight to a city I had never stepped foot in, knew no one and could really only communicate via the international language of pointing at shit...but what an amazing experience it has been thus far. <br />
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From my first night in the city when I ended up partying until 4am with a crazy pack of Norwegians (who loved the fact that I was American) until today this has been a wild ride of getting to know people and re-training my liver for the German lifestyle. Since it has been some time since I landed and have basically completely forgot about half of the things I wanted to write about, I figured the best way to kick this bad boy off would be to just list out a few things that may be interesting to those of you back state side.<br />
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1. Weeknight Partying - This was a trial by fire my first few weeks in good ole Frankfurt when I learned that it is totally common for Germans to head out on weeknights, party until 4am and then go to work at like 8am. This was a serious rude awakening. One of my first days in the office a group of people said they were heading out for after work drinks, which didn't start until 9pm even though we left the office at 6. Well at any rate this basically consisted of hanging out at a nice bar near the Alte Oper for a few hours before heading to what I can only describe as the Frankfurt version of the Warren, but with half naked women dancing on the bar*. Walked into this place and we had Taio Cruz on the DJ, copious amounts of Maker's Mark flowing, and a crazy dude in a red pimp suit...seemed appropriate. Well at any rate when I stumbled out of this place at say 2am (I was not primed for a 4am weeknight) I was well on my way to a date with the floor of my hotel room and the 7am alarm came a little too quick...good thing I had nothing to do for work that first week!<br />
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*Note to William, look into this!<br />
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</tbody></table>2. German Clubs - Now I am not exactly what I would call a "clubber" but when in Rome...so yes I have been to a few of the primo clubs here in Frankfurt, and actually they aren't that terrible. Surprisingly enough there is generally enough weird stuff going on to make it entertaining. Still, I generally despise the music (unless they are dropping hot beats from KP or Gaga!), but hey you can make it really weird in these places which is always entertaining.<br />
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3. Things that wouldn't fly in the US - I am going to keep a running list of these on this blog, just weird things that are totally cool here but you would never, ever see in the US.<br />
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4. Outdoor drinking - Open container everywhere...best law ever!<br />
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5. No AC and no clothes dryers - Yeah, so the whole AC thing I totally expected, but no dryer for my clothes has been a bit weird, but I have to admit I have come to enjoy the smell of clothes fresh from the washer hang drying in my apartment.<br />
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6. Soccer - I have never watched more soccer in my life, but I actually enjoy it. It is a great thing to head to a bar on Saturday afternoon, sit outside and watch the matches, especially when you can hear crowds in every bar going nuts over the same games. It is a really good atmosphere.<br />
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Well that is all I have for now, but before I go I have to finish this first post off with a blanket apology and a few quick comments on my closing dates back in the US. First, I totally meant to make this more of a real time update and promise that I will post as often as work, travel, etc. allow. I had a ton of good ideas for early posts but without taking the time to write them all down they have been lost in the shuffle of finding an apartment, establishing internet, unpacking the said boxes and attempting to somewhat settle into my new surroundings. So to the 3 people who may actually read this on an ongoing basis sorry, especially to Mitch who has been bugging me about it. <br />
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Next I just wanted to give a truly heartfelt thanks to everyone who made my last week or so in the US memorable. To all of the Phi Kaps (and Mark) who came out for opening day, I had a fantastic time. It was great to get one last chance to defile myself with you guys and I hope that you all can make it over here at some point. To my family especially my sisters Jen and Deb, thank you for the fantastic send off, it really meant a lot to me to get a chance to see everyone before I left and all of the goofy sketches and songs that have become a part of a somewhat weird family tradition were really great. To my fantastic ATL friends thank you for the last 4 years, I honestly never expected to find such a fantastic group of friends when I moved and can't wait to get back to see you all soon. Finally, a special thanks to Ryan and Mike for helping me with the move, honestly couldn't have got everything taken care of in my last 3 days in Atlanta without you guys, means a lot to me.<br />
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